LEARN TO SPEAK HULLSURFER - Posh name for a settee
MERCE CURD - Obsolete radio communications
MAMA MIA - Here I am Mother
MYRRH-BILE - My other telephone
ME LICKLE PERNY - A Toy Horse
A TERLD-A-MERL - I informed everyone
PERCH DEG - A snack usually on toast
SPERTZ CLAIRS - Garments worn by athletes
MEOLIDIZ - My annual vacation
YEROLIDIZ - Your annual vacation
ERK - A type of wood
YER SER SLUR - Your not very quick
BURLA CHERRIES - Lifes just a bowl of.......
RERM - Capital of Italy
KIRK A KIRLA - A fizzy drink
BURN IDOL - Extreme laziness
BAIRNS OUT LARKIN - Children are out playing
GUNNA SNERR - Winter weather is expected
RERD RERG - Disgruntled drivers
PERM - A composition in verse form
YER MAMMAL NER - Your mother will find out
ERM SWEET ERM - Ones place of residence
OI! GERREER! - Please approach me
NERZ KERN - The point of a rocket
FERN CURLS - Telecommunications
THE PERP - Head of catholic church
YER JERKIN - I dont believe you
LERDS N LERDS - Plenty
BRITISH ERM STIRS - Department store
PEARLS - People from Poland
ERR NERR - An expression of dismay
GORRA CURLED - I have the sniffles